Woomymatsu's Carrd

"Totty"

23 y/o, Autistic, mixed Korean/White
Trans man, he/him.


DNI: If you are any of these things, I do not want to and will not fight you over this. Let's just block each other and move on, please. BLmatsu shippers, any kind of proshipper, any sort of anti-lgbtq+, MAPs, Zoos, ableists. Again, I do not want to argue or fight with you. I just want you to block and move on. I'm just trying to exist in peace.
BYF: I have trouble telling tone, and I have a hard time talking to people if they do not talk to me first. So if you want to become friends, please say hi to me first!

I relate pretty heavily to Todomatsu which is why my carrd and username are themed after him! Despite this, my personal favorite Matsu is Jyushimatsu, though I love all of the brothers!


Interests: Osomatsu-san, Urusei Yatsura, Danganronpa, Splatoon, Vocaloid, FNAF, SCP, horror, fashion, cosplay.
Bold= Current hyperfixation


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Big thanks to lvjnsl on youtube for helping me figure out how to make this layout!
All art on this carrd is made by me unless stated otherwise!

Totty8770's Ocs

All the Ocs on here are Osomatsu Ocs. Maybe I'll add my ocs from other fandoms at another time, but these are just the ones I have for that! This list is also incomplete, and some of the art is VERY OLD!!!!

Kass

Self-insert who has seemingly gained self-awareness, In his early 20s, mixed Korean/White
Trans man, he/him, pan

About: He likes to joke around and can seem naive at times, but can be extremely calculating and is able to read people he knows very easily. However, his downfall is his sensitivity- physically and mentally. He is not very strong and is easily frightened, as well as not being able to read people he isn't familiar with. He also tends to blame things on himself a lot, and may take extreme measures to make up for his own perceived mistakes. Due to unspecified trauma, he puts it upon himself to try to serve everyone else and make them happy. He may become stressed if he is unable to solve other people's problems. Due to the Matsuno sextuplets being his first friends since he moved to Akatsuka Ward, he feels a very strong attachment to them.
Fun Facts: He has Autism, though he is very good at masking, so it isn't obvious. Nobody in-universe knows he is trans. Despite being allergic to cats, they come to him like a magnet. He has asthma. He moved to Akatsuka Ward in hopes of pursuing his education. He is only 5'3, which has lead to a bit of teasing from other characters. I occasionally ship this character with Jyushimatsu, though if I feel like it sometimes I will ship him with others.

Arata

The con man who always gets away. 21-22 years old. Japanese, cis man, he/him, bi

About: He is the son of Tougou. Just as cruel as his father, was a toddler at the time of the events of -kun. He barely resembles his father at all, inheriting his good looks from his mother. He did inherit his father's hair color (black) and eye color, but other than that, he has almost no resemblance. He appears to be charming at first, but in reality he is an extremely malicious con artist who makes his living swindling desperate romance-seeking men and women out of all of their money. In truth, all Arata wants is real companionship, and he feels empty from all the manipulated friendships he's made over the years, but he doesn't know how to be a good person after being mostly raised and groomed into a life of crime by his father, so he continues with his life of crime and manipulation.

Fun Facts: His hair is dyed brown, it is naturally black. He can play the piano. He often goes to mixers to try to find more victims to charm and swindle. He has quite literally never had his charms fail on anybody but Kass, who later exposed his fraud. If you're wondering what's up with his mouth, it's like that because I tried to make him smile like Tougou.

Yuudai

The stoic, monotone stone man. 26 years old, Japanese, cis man, he/him, gay

About: He appears very intimidating at first, but despite his scary appearance, he is mostly kind and gentle, as well as very affectionate towards those that he loves. Despite this mostly docile personality, he does have an overprotectiveness problem, to the point of sometimes becoming overbearing. He can also become violent if angered enough. If you're one of the Matsuno sextuplets, you automatically piss him off. He is 6'8 and strong enough to throw a full grown man over the horizon. He prefers to speak in short sentences or using body language. When he does speak, his voice is very flat and monotone. He is secretly the heir to the CEO of a very large and successful construction company.

Fun Facts: The more he likes someone, the more he will speak around them. Despite his massive size, his footsteps are silent; so it is easy for him to sneak up on you out of nowhere. Despite his association with the Matsuno sextuplets, he has a crush on Kass. He doesn't look like the type, but he can play the harp.

Daiya

Bubbly, optimistic teen. 15 years old, Japanese, cis boy, he/him, bi

About: He is a very happy-go-lucky kid, but he has a hard time making friends because he can be too overly-friendly when he first meets people. His family wasn't the best, but his older brother managed to shield him from the worst of it until one day their parents mysteriously disappeared. He now lives with just his older brother. Despite this, he is perfectly content with his life as it is, and looks forward to the future. He is very athletic, rarely getting tired even after extended periods of continuous activity. He enjoys activities where he can get his energy out, like taking long walks, dancing, and he has occasionally dabbled in gymnastics. He's definitely stronger than he looks!

Fun Facts: He has albinism. He is also incredibly tall for his age at a whopping 5'10. While he is bi, he has a preference towards boys, especially cute ones. He adores cute and soft things, and his favorite color is pink.

Kanojo-AI

The malfunctioning "girlfriend" AI. Her informal name is Kanna. she/her, aroace

About: She was an AI made to be a girlfriend substitute for lonely singles. Her original owner ditched her when he got a real girlfriend. When he threw her out, he damaged her shell slightly, and when she was left out in the elements, water got in and damaged her circuits, causing her to have a sort of mental break. She desperately seeked out another relationship, as she felt like otherwise she has no purpose. She would actively ignore those she did not see as candidates, and for those she did see as candidates, she always attempted to progress the relationship so fast that it scared them off. She even managed to scare the Matsuno sextuplets somehow. She had to be sent back to her manufacturer for repairs, and after the repairs, she is in much better shape mentally, and has even come to realize that she has no real interest in romance, and that what she was created for doesn't define who she is or what she desires.

Fun Facts: When she was in her damaged state, if someone tried to befriend her rather than date her, she would grow enraged, believing they were just wasting her time on purpose. She is a much happier AI now, and has found herself enjoying assisting the elderly instead of pursuing romance. She is happier and more complete now than she ever was before.

Ryuumatsu Au

Here is my au in as much detail as I am humanly able to muster at this time.
More characters may be added in the future, but I feel as if this is a pretty comprehensive rundown of what anyone would need to know about my au.

Ryuumatsu Lore

In what would soon become home to modern-day Akatsuka Ward, two powerful, benevolent dragons once watched over a small region of Japan. One was known as Matsuyo, and the other Matsuzo. Together, they kept the villages in their region safe from invasion, monsters, pests, etc. Matsuzo was guardian of the day, and Matsuyo was guardian of the night. The only time the two dragons would see each other was at dawn and dusk, when they would exchange their watchposts. Over the years, they fell in love, and Matsuyo eventually bore six sons. These sons were Osomatsu, Karamatsu, Choromatsu, Ichimatsu, Jyushimatsu, and Todomatsu. Life was difficult, as only one parent could care for all six at a time, and figuring out how to balance the care for the young ones while trying not to exhaust them was hard. It was so difficult that by the time the young dragons had grown to maturity, the once beautiful dragon duo had grown older from the stress and were too exhausted to watch over the land anymore. They left to go live high up in the clouds, leaving their sons to live on the peak of a mountain near the village. Sometimes, they come down to see how the land and their sons are doing. They are often disappointed.The Ryuumatsus are immortal and forever stuck at their prime adult years. This could be changed through extreme stress, such as what their parents went through, or potentially, if they lost a loved one. Extreme, prolonged stress is the only thing that can make immortal dragons like them age.Their natural-born powers include flight, invisibility, telekinesis, shape-shifting into a more draconic form, and fire breath. They also have their own powers that are unique to each of them. Osomatsu's fire burns hotter than everyone else's, Karamatsu has much more skill manipulating water than his brothers, Choromatsu has a higher level of control over the clouds/weather, Ichimatsu has a healing ability that is unique to just him, Jyushimatsu can enhance the strength of those around him, and Todomatsu is able to make any living being feel more energetic and refreshed.The Ryuumatsus try to take on the responsibilities of their parents, but they can never seem to get it quite right. A feral boar monster wreaking havoc hrough a village is something that either Matsuyo or Matsuzo could have dealt with effortlessly, but whenever the brothers try, it always ends with near total disaster. Even as centuries pass, the brothers never seem to get any better at doing their jobs, even with an entire six of them watching over the region instead of just their two predecessors. Despite this, because of their power and status as mythical dragons, they were revered as gods and have their own shrines/temples on the mountain on which they live. However, no human can ever find their home on the tip of the mountain, as it is hidden to all but those granted access. You would simply see nothing on the top of the mountain unless one of the dragons granted you the ability to see and touch it. Each brother had their own flaws that made them inadequate guardians:Osomatsu
- Greedy, would sometimes straight up steal from villages if he didn't get enough offerings
- Inattentive, sometimes not even noticing when disaster struck because he was distracted by something else
- Lustful, be would rather ogle pretty human girls than actually watch out for danger
- Drunkard, he would get drunk whenever he got his hands on alcohol (whether it be offered or stolen), and he would be too drunk to properly deal with threats
Karamatsu
- Superficial, gets too caught up making either himself look good or worrying about how things look, sometimes ignores the bigger picture, can be inattentive to actual issues as a result
- Ineffective, when he does take action, he often doesn't know how to, and tries to make himself look cool while solving problems he has no idea how to handle. This obviously results in him failing in spectacular ways
- Prideful, unwilling to admit his mistakes if he thinks it'll make him look bad
Choromatsu
- Lustful, like Osomatsu, he can get distracted easily by the sight of people he finds attractive
- Flusterable, he can more easily become flustered or baffled, causing him to be unable to do his job effectively
- Wrathful, can get too angry and spiteful towards his brothers to focus properly on his job
Ichimatsu
- Reclusive, he is prone to be reluctant to actually help if there are too many people around, because he doesn't like to be seen by most humans.
- Unsympathetic front, will pretend to not care about things in front of humans he does encounter, earning him a reputation of being an angry god. Funnily enough, this leads him to have more people leaving offerings at his shrine to try to appease him
- Flusterable, like Choromatsu, he can get flustered and be unable to properly focus. This usually happens if he gets praised too much.
Jyushimatsu
- Reckless, tends to cause destruction as he tries to prevent it. Often this is because he tries to overkill any threats.
- Hyper, constantly all over the place doing random stuff unrelated to his job. Ironically, he actually tends to spot threats before everyone else because he is still on the lookout for it while he's messing around.
- Overeager, will attack things just because he assumes they are threats. Has almost hurt the people he was supposed to protect multiple times because of this. He has a reputation as a dangerous god because of this.
Todomatsu
- Superficial, like Karamatsu, he is often focused on appearances. He can be hesitant to fight if he thinks he'll get dirty. At least he usually sticks around after a threat is eliminated so he can help clean things up if he feels bad enough about it... Even if only to flirt with attractive people.
- Jealous, he sometimes steals offerings from his brothers's shrines out of jealousy if they get more than he does. This can cause infighting between the brothers.
- Petty, will sabotage attempts to ward off threats if he wants to be the one to do it instead. This often ends badly.
Despite all of their flaws, they have managed to at least avoid total destruction of their region. As well, they are for the most part viewed pretty positively by the people of the region. Whenever they show their faces, they are treated like celebrities or kings. However, as the centuries went on and the region was better able to protect itself, they became less and less needed and recognized. In the modern age, they are nearly treated like normal people, which most of the brothers actually don't mind, since they can just laze around and only help a couple of people since there are no major threats anymore. Even the monsters have given up on being so evil, the more intelligent ones just living day-to-day like a normal person, with a little mischief now and then. Oni that would have been fierce foes back in the day have become drinking buddies for the ancient dragons. Trickster Kitsune have become gambling partners. The majority of supernatural beings have become quite mellow over the centuries. The only things to worry about are things that are mostly out of their control anyways, like foreign affairs.The Ryuumatsus retain much of the same personality traits as the originals, though obviously their behavior is modified to suit their scenario.Each Ryuumatsu has their own preferred kinds of offerings and "blessings" that they will offer in return (these blessings are not by any means guaranteed to happen). The blessings with parentheses after them are "false" blessings that they need to actively make happen, and the ones without them are ones that they can naturally do without interfering directly.Osomatsu:
Offerings- Alcohol, meat (raw or cooked), money
Blessings- Will increase your luck (often by purposeful intervention rather than divine power), make your alcohol more potent, increase fortune (by stealing from other places most of the time lol)
Karamatsu:
Offerings- Alcohol, grains, precious fabrics and stones.
Blessings- Attractiveness boost (this is a total placebo effect), charm increase (also a placebo), self-love increase
Choromatsu:
Offerings- Alcohol, bread or rice (cooked), artwork and poems
Blessings- Inspiration (will literally just be out of sight whispering to you), visions (totally not a hallucinogenic plant he slipped in your food), will bless their crops to have a more bountiful harvest.
Ichimatsu:
Offerings: Alcohol, sweets, cat-related items
Blessings: Will attract more cats to your house (he will literally just bring you cats), will keep pests away from your property or crops (adding more cats), and will heal your sick cats... and fine... Your children too. No promises, though....
Jyushimatsu:
Offerings: Alcohol, food (any kind), sports related items that have been used to win games
Blessings: Luck in sports (will purposefully interfere with aspects of the game), luck in gambling (rigs the game in your favor using his powers), strength enhancement
Todomatsu:
Offerings: Alcohol, pigments, precious fabrics/stones
Blessings: Luck with romance (just asks people to go out with you behind your back), clear weather (clearing out the clouds with his powers for a short while is easy enough), and more beautiful gardens.
Osomatsu, Karamatsu, and Todomatsu interact with humans the most. They can often be found at their temples if they are called for, or bribed with a big enough offering. The other three brothers are a bit more elusive. In the modern day, only the most devoted spiritualists make regular offerings at their temples.The other side characters exist here as well!Iyami is a gluttonous oni who likes to trick people and steal money, alcohol, and food. Even in the modern age, he still continues to steal from the Ryuumatsus' shrines, causing a lot of clashing between himself and the brothers. Unlike the Ryuumatsus, he can age, but very slowly. By the time the modern age comes about, he is much weaker and older than he used to be.Totoko is a more humanoid, immortal Akugyo. She often stays in the sea or in the local bodies of water, but when she does come out, she normally takes on a slightly more human form, though her fish features are still noticeable if she's wearing short sleeves. She is incredibly durable and an adept fighter. She has given all six brothers a run for their money whenever she's decided to raid their land out of spite. In the modern age, she seeks fame and wealth rather than bloodshed.Chibita is a Tanuki. He's always been relatively benevolent, only being a mild trickster. He has a human disguise, but if he gets upset, his Tanuki ears and tail can re-manifest. Around just the brothers, he is usually comfortable being in his pure Tanuki form. He works as a sort of watchman for the brothers, not out of respect for them, and not for the pay (he doesn't get paid), but because he knows (begrudgingly) that the Ryuumatsus are the best bet for keeping the region (relatively) safe. He uses his Tanuki powers (......Balls) to make his oden cart. Rest assured though, the food is real. In the modern day, he is simply an oden seller, as he found that cooking and selling oden was his true passion.Nyaa-Chan started life as a normal cat, but after many many years she became an intelligent, powerful bakeneko. She decided that she wanted a life beyond being a housepet, and took on a human form. She lived as the daughter of the old couple who raised her, and worked as a geisha so she could earn enough money to allow them to live comfortably in their old age. She continued to support them until they died. It took her many years to finally recover from the grief of their passing, during which time she travelled all over Japan to try to find inner peace. Eventually, she came back and settled in the village that had been her original home. She continued to be an entertainer, being able to stay in the village unsuspected of being a bakeneko by pretending to grow old and die every hundred years or so, while simultaneously pretending to be her own daughter that was growing up. Usually, nobody questions the fact that the mother and daughter are never seen in the same place...
In the modern day, Nyaa-chan works as an idol, just like in the normal show. However, she has a reputation of being from a long line of entertainers, all doing different things. Being an idol is only her current profession, she will likely move on to some other entertainment form after her current "life".
Dekapan is an eccentric scientist who started as an alchemist trying to create the philosopher's stone. Through some miracle, he managed to create it, but it was tiny. A freak accident resulted in him swallowing it, which caused him to become immortal as a side effect. It took him an absurd amount of time to figure out that this was the case, but when he finally did, he decided to completely dedicate his immortality to being a scientist. Despite having already lived almost a thousand years at this point, he hasn't really made any significant scientific breakthroughs.Dayon is a slightly more human-looking Ijū. Like a traditional Ijū, he is rather harmless, just having a large appetite. He is the one who caused Dekapan to eat the philosopher's stone, and he swallowed some residue of it in the same incident, which also caused him to have immortality. He used to live in the mountains, occasionally begging for food from passerby, but he lives with Dekapan now. He pesters him and others for food quite often, and can be destructive if he gets too hungry.Hatabou is an oni like Iyami is, but he is considerably smaller. That being said, while he definitely acts like Iyami (at least in the ancient eras), he has an unfortunate habit of causing casualties during his raids, usually by complete accident. Granted, he doesn't really care, nor does he regret it. Despite this, him and Iyami don't seem to get along too well, mostly because Iyami sees him as an annoyance when he's trying to do his own raids. In the modern day, he still manages to cause at least near-fatal accidents.Atsushi is a Kitsune who lives his life disguised as a human. He is prone to stealing small objects with little value and pranking people. He tends to move between different towns and villages, shifting how he looks just slightly each time to not be recognized. He only enjoys harmless pranks, not ones that would get anybody hurt. He just likes to see the confusion and frustration on people's faces. His favorite places to frequent are the red light districts of any major cities and anywhere that alcohol can be found. He doesn't normally participate in any of the activities in the areas he frequents, he just likes to find new prank victims among the intoxicated. In the modern day, he owns his own nightclub.The Riceballs come together to form an automaton of a Yogen no tori, though they have more humanoid forms that they can shift into where they can be two separate beings. Being able to predict the future, they often try to warn people about upcoming disasters, but they are ignored most of the time. They were one of Dekapan's creations. They were created as an attempt to make a Yogen no tori that would constantly be around to predict things, to replace the elusive, genuine one. Ironically, once they gained self-awareness, they ran away. Their power source is unknown, though it is speculated to be some kind of object placed inside of them by Dekapan himself. In the modern day, they have upgraded themselves and try to seek out entertainment.

This au is not focused on any one specific time period! The whole point is that the brothers are immortal dragons, so I don't want to focus on just the past or the present. I will likely depict them in pretty much every time period!Boundaries for my au:No:
Blmatsu/proshipping
Just try to stay away from problematic content featuring them... This is just supposed to be a fun, silly au
Heavy gore
Fetish art
I'll allow it:
Nsfw (do not expect me to like or repost it, my account is purely sfw and I don't want that stuff exposed to any minors who may follow me)
Light gore
Yes! (Please show me!):
Fanart
Selfshipping
Making your own ryuumatsu versions of your ocs (they don't have to only be dragons, you can make them human or any mythical creature :D)
Creating headcanons
Changing their outfits
Fanfics
Shitposting
Suggestive but not fully nsfw content
Depicting them in any time period- they are immortal dragons, after all.
...Oh, you thought the infodump was over?
Well, it is if you don't care about my ocs, but if you're at least a little interested I made some versions of them (at least my two main ones) for this au as well.
Kass is a Kumiho that migrated to the region of Japan the Ryuumatsus watch over in hopes of finding a means to become human. Normally, a Kumiho becomes human once it has refrained from eating human flesh for 1000 days. For some reason though, even when he had succeeded in this task, he has not turned human. He has entirely lost his bloodlust by the time he moves to Japan and has tired himself out trying to become human. He lives right at the edge of a highly populated town, and lives a fairly normal life. He pretends to be a Kitsune, as they have a much better reputation than the Kumiho does. Even so, most of the time he keeps a human disguise when going around humans. In the modern day, he has given up becoming human entirely and is actually quite happy the way he is.Yuudai is an elusive Kitsune who lives alone in the mountains. He is a very self-reliant person and prefers to be isolated, but he does have a mischievous streak. He likes to play petty but harmless pranks on unsuspecting humans and supernatural creatures alike. When he finds someone he genuinely likes, he can actually be quite affectionate. He has a soft spot for children and refuses to prank them. He is one of the few non-evil creatures to despise the Ryuumatsus, mostly because he thinks they're annoying (true) and incompetent (also true). He has a human disguise that he uses to go into the nearby town. In the modern day, he still lives fairly isolated.